The lake froze solid and the Weasley twins were punished for bewitching several...– The Weasley twins - probably the only people to ever nail Voldemort with snowballs. (via narcissablack) (via -theinvisiblegirl) (via fuckyeahgredandforge) (via half-blood-princess) (via homemadedarkmark) (via expectofuckingpatronum)
Common truths among Harry Potter fans:
because-theskyisblue: meagansphilosophy: idrewyouapicture: thenormalmuggle: ohgoylerules: pourlamourdelavie: franklymydear: edibledarkmark: Turning to page 394 is the best thing you can do with a book. Oliver Wood is the sexiest man alive. Lavender Brown is a skank. Slytherin is not the evil house, it’s the badass house. Dumbledore and Grindelwald are canon. Weasley is our King...
This movie is SO bad….but it has SO many people in it…it’s like a game of “who’ll show up next?”
They can’t scare me if I scare them first.– Lady Gaga (via quote-book) (via amandadj)
squishie: dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the feeling of revisiting photos of yourself as a teenager, a scattered collection of fossilized seconds that might help complete the mythical skeleton of Homo melodramensis, which artists’ renderings depict as either a fast-moving hot-blooded pack hunter or a shuffling swamp creature roaring to itself about its oversized head and puny arms.
If anyone tells you that you can’t achieve your dreams, or puts you down, make...– Lady Gaga (via eatsomebrains)