Ten + Blue Suit of Sex
Ten + Blue Suit of Sex
Few things on this earth make me as happy as Alton Brown’s twitter account does.
Basically the idea behind this that anyone who reblogs this will be assigned another tumblr user who has also reblogged this and you send your pair nice message on anonymous to make him/her smile :) (you can send anything you want but no hate otherwise i’ll send my 1983543879 cats after you!) It works both ways you will get assigned someone too so you will get some nice messages too :)
- Reblogs only, likes will be ignored!
- I will send out names once there is a decent amount of notes
- You don’t have to be following me, but it would be nice :)
I will let you know when I’m picking, don’t worry and you’ll get a message. You can tell your pair who you are whenever you want, but no one else otherwise that looses the point of the whole anonymous thing!
You will only get assigned one user so don’t asked to be reassigned! If i find out your sending hate I will report you!
Get reblogging and have fun!
* Inspired by her
Silence will fall when The question is asked
lol some people are gonna be MAD as hell. lmao >:]
The best way to learn about mythology is by going to college or watching movies like Thor and Troy, right? Wrong. For the past few years, Myths RETOLD has been sharing the world’s oldest stories using a kind of caps-locked slam poetry. Or as the site’s author Cory O’Brien puts it, “Yelling myths at the internet.”
With titles like “Charlemagne is Heteroflexible” and “Daedalus is a Way Bigger Asshole Than You Suspected,” Myths RETOLD takes on everything from Aesop’s Fables to the Zoroastrians. The thing about most ancient myths is that they lend themselves really well to this kind of crude and funny, rap/poetry style. They have timeless themes: murder, incest, dick jokes, and bearded men dressing in drag to marry an ice giant and steal back their magical hammer. (Spoiler alert: That one didn’t make it into the Thor movie.)
For O’Brien, this passion for mythology recently resulted in a book deal. Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology came out earlier this year, featuring an intriguing selection of (awesomely genuine) myths that you’ve probably only heard in their cleaned-up, child-friendly versions. The book’s blurb is in iteself an eye-opener:
- Zeus once stuffed an unborn fetus inside his thigh to save its life after he exploded its mother by being too good in bed.
- The Hindu universe is run by a married couple who only stop murdering in order to throw sweet dance parties…on the corpses of their enemies.
- The Norse goddess Freyja once consented to a four-dwarf gangbang in exchange for one shiny necklace.
Curious about this one-man crusade to educate the world on classic mythology, we contacted Cory O’Brien for a chat… [READ MORE]
Did I mention I’m a huge Greek mythology geek?
Not just you. :)
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Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab.
Yessss! She’s gorgeous!
Can this be a new thing? Please?
This needs to be on everybody’s dash
Always reblog ❤
yes perfect -hugs screen-
she’s so beautiful *.*
I’m gay and this gives me feels.
Stolen from my brother, @jmac3560 , both our parents got their first smart phones today. Let the games begin.
Cloe’s new art desk / stuffed animal holder.
Alo on tonight’s Doctor Who makes me happier than it probably should
Waiting for Rock of Ages to start and they’re blaring Eye of the Tiger in the Orpheum. ..all I can think is Dean Winchester…..